6 hours ago - ♥367
6 hours ago - ♥6460
shitprocapssay:

We’re assuming that when the OP said “bumps are to be expected,” they were referring to whenever an orca drowns or mauls someone.
How very caring of you.

shitprocapssay:

We’re assuming that when the OP said “bumps are to be expected,” they were referring to whenever an orca drowns or mauls someone.

How very caring of you.


18 hours ago - ♥496063

18 hours ago - ♥95751

frozenmusings:

Routine - Kristoff
Even modern!AU Kristoff doesn’t believe in razors. A good ol’ hunting knife does the trick just fine. Works great when his hair gets too long as well, though he can never seem to get it even.

If anything looks off, I drew this at 4am and my eyes were probably fucked. XD

Ooooh


18 hours ago - ♥8192   #maho maho  

trinitywings:

foxmittens:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.

^ Reblogging for that comment


18 hours ago - ♥655213

Favourite DMMd Character : Aoba Seragaki


18 hours ago - ♥4298

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

18 hours ago - ♥116804

some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice


18 hours ago - ♥5626
ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

18 hours ago - ♥95541
dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

19 hours ago - ♥46609

19 hours ago - ♥95900

im-offtoseethewizard:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

i might as well apologise for the future too

19 hours ago - ♥86804

19 hours ago - ♥9254
Unicorns and Buttplugs
Cherry Boy Riot







Cherry-boy || Jonathan || 18|| Gay as shit.
I like gay cartoon sex.
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