a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
i’ve been waiting for this
I think of Rapunzel as an example of the highest qualities of human nature, male or female. I see her as an illustration of every human being who is born with a divine spark, a potential to become something unique. And the walls that surround her, and hold her back, are symbolic of walls in anyone’s life, those things that hold us back from being who we really long to be. ~ Glen Keane ~
Duet - Glen Keane
throughthejacket http://vinebox.tumblr.com/post/100275704611/when-straight-guys-eat-a-banana vinebox
When straight guys eat a banana
You know what annoys me? The doors at Freddy’s.
Which NORMAL pizzeria has two large ass metal doors that take up power when closed in the night watchman’s office and has a depressing fuckwit on the other line say shady shit like ” Most people don’t make it to night 2 “.
They know that the animatronics are fuckin murderous they’re just closin one eye.
Fuck this franchise, man. I always liked Chuck E Cheese better anyway.