We’re assuming that when the OP said “bumps are to be expected,” they were referring to whenever an orca drowns or mauls someone.
How very caring of you.
Routine - Kristoff
Even modern!AU Kristoff doesn’t believe in razors. A good ol’ hunting knife does the trick just fine. Works great when his hair gets too long as well, though he can never seem to get it even.
If anything looks off, I drew this at 4am and my eyes were probably fucked. XD
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
tag your porn
I looked at this and had an orgasm
hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.
^ Reblogging for that comment
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
My kind of marathon
there’s another kind?
This is our life.
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
i might as well apologise for the future too